![]() This is an easy way to come up with a name (and it's my superstitious way of hoping my first-round pick leads me to the promised land - spoiler alert: It hasn't worked), but it's just how I do it - there are so many ways YOU can approach naming YOUR team. I also drafted Mike Trout, but then he went on the IL, so I changed my name midseason to "Uncle Jose ran out of Trout.") Got a better team name? Add it in the comments section below.(For example, I named one of my fantasy baseball teams "Uncle Jose fishes for Trout," because my first-round pick was José Ramírez, who looks like one of my uncles. Ribery’s U-16s / Stewart Downing’s U-16s.One for those who love their gaming? It’s a bit more ‘back ops’ than ‘black ops’ for some. Norfolk ‘N’ Chance / Norfolk Enchants / Norfolk n’ Clue /.Tittsburgh Feelers (Pittsburgh Steelers – NFL).FC Phallus / Phallus Cowboys (FC Dallas / Dallas Cowboys – NFL).Shakhter Sheep / Shakhtar the heart (Shakhtar Donetsk).Olympiadross / Paralympiacos (Olympiacos).Substandard Liege / Pub-Standard Liege (Standard Liège).Dynamo Chicken Kiev / Dynamo Kebab (Dynamo Kyiv).Boca Seniors / Berocca Juniors (Boca Juniors).Parmesan Belgrade / Parmesan Belgrade (Partizan Belgrade).Ajax Treesdown FC / Basement Ajax (AFC Ajax). ![]() Paralympique Marseille (Olympique Marseille).Paris Ain’t German (Paris Saint-Germain F.C.) Murder on Zidane’s Floor – One of the best names out there! French Team Names Enter ‘Me Lamb / Inter Thepub / Inter M’Nandos / Inter Your Nan/ Inter Ya Gran / Outer Milan / Inter M’Ladies FC /Inter Bread / Inter Row Z / Inter Milan-Drover (Inter Milan).AC A Little Silhouette Of Milan / AC Me Rollin’ / AC Dead People ( AC Milan).Dances with Wolves / Woefulhampton (Wolverhampton Wanderers).Fred West Ham / West Ham Sandwich (West Ham).Breast Homage Albion / Breast Rummage Albion (West Bromwich Albion).Not so Hotspur / Tottenham Hotsperm (Tottenham Hotspur).Stroke Titty / If it ain’t Stoke, don’t fix it / Stroke City (Stoke City).Seshfield Wednesday (Sheffield Wednesday).Queens Park Strangers (Queens Park Rangers).Old’em Pathetic / Old ‘n’ Pathetic / Oldman Arthritic/ Texas Oldham (Oldham Athletic).Notts Florist / Not in your mums forest F.C (Notts Forest / Nottingham Forest).Bantchester United / Man-Chest-Hair United (Manchester United).Man Titty (Manchester City – “Man City”).Crystal Meth Palace / Crystal Phallus / Fritzl Palace (Crystal Palace).Brighton & Hoe Albion (Brighton & Hove Albion).Aston Filla / Aston Vanilla (Aston Villa).Jimmy Flloyd Bottle Bank – even to this day, Jimmy celebrates when he sees a bottle bank English Team Names Don’t look Bacary Sagna / Bacary Lasagna / Daiquiri Sagna.Murder On Zidane’s Floor / I bet you’d look good on Zidane’s Floor.Clyne Kampf / Whose Clyne is it anyway?.Klose but no Cigar / Too Klose for Comfort.Red bull gives you Frings / Red bull gives you Ings / Lord of the Ings.Every day I’m Schneiderlin/Bellerin/Coquelin.KROOSing for a Bruising / Kroos control.Ozil Gummidge (After English TV show ‘Worzil Gummidge’). ![]() Super Nani (After TV show ‘Super Nanny’).An inconvenient Huth / You can’t handle the Huth.Law abiding Sigurddsons / Gylfi Pleasures.Krul Runnings / Only Kruls and Horses / Krul to be Kind / Krul and the Gang.Rolls Reus / Egg-fried Reus / Reus’ Pieces.My Little Bony / Hung like a Bony / One-trick-Bony’s.Absolutely Fabregas / Cesc in the city / Fabregasm.Slumdog Mignolet / Who wants to be a Mignolet.Klopp Outs / Kindergarden Klopp / Klopp goes the Weasel / Klopps and Robbers / Two Girls One Klopp. ![]()
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